Oh Bish, you've got me laughing out loud, for real! Knowing as I do how impossible it is to defend against being called a racist (yeah, all my best friends are black & I marched with Dr King back in the day, lol!) I really don't mind. The term has become so meaningless because for folks like you it's your one & only riposte.

And, just an FYI, that whole I'd wipe the floor with you but I'm too great to bother! was cliché when you were still rooting around for your mama's teat. Try something new.